Why don't one you lovely people write a fic with either Jack or James with a tooth ache? Doesn't matter how you do it, just make it funny!
Points go if James makes a pouting face instead of Jack. Or if he whines.
They try out the advice of some of James' subbordiantes
Will comes in with his two cents. (not that it's worth much mind you)
Try to include this line. "the point is to stop the pain (Jack/James) not get killed!" Or "I'll try to remember that while I'm in excurciating pain"
Objects should include opium, irons, and glass.
Come on...you so know you want to!